try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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