no, he came in my armpit
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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