Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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