I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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