shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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