: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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