I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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