So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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