super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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