please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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