Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I have fence marks all over my body
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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