i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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