did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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