Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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