the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Dear god my vagina.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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