I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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