foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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