if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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