Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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