Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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