Already got asked if we're dating
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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