Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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