You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I currently don't understand fingers.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
