btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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