Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
