Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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