Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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