Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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