In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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