I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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