and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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