i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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