question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
