We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
There r osticjed everywhere
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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