Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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