whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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