Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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