This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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