that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've blown a few things in my day
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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