Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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