Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I wish there were birth control emojis
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Randomize
