I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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