i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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