I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
