i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My ATM looks so different sober.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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