I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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