I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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