i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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