his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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