Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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