she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
3pm strippers are depressing
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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