I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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