Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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