just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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