Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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