dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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