I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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