Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
