it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Of course I have a pirate flag
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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